I was at the bar the other night and heard three girls with an overabundance of flesh, talking at the bar.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland ?"
One of them screeched, "It's WALES , you bloody idiot!"
So I apologized and replied,
"I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland ?"
And...that's the last thing I remember....